Chapter 3 - BreakthroughChapter 3 - Breakthrough by MarvelscaleMilotic
Three days later, after lunch, Austyn felt a burning desire to talk to Ash and help Misty. "Ash, there's something I was hoping to talk to you about sooner, but I didn't really get an opportunity. Misty told me about some struggles you're having now, and I think I can help you. Are you willing to talk about it?"
"No, I hate boring love conversations! I just don't want to think about it! I just wanna battle someone!" Ash moaned.
"Alright then, I have a deal for you. I'll battle you, and if I beat you, you'll talk to me about this. If you win, I'll shut up about this," Austyn proposed.
"I don't know... Oh well, I'm sure I can beat you, and it's the only way to get some battling during this boring trip!" Ash shouted. "Let's go outside and battle now!"
"As you wish," Austyn said. She opened the door and led Ash, Misty and Brock to the water in the city. After all, the biggest part of the surface in the city was covered by water. Meanwhile, she took Whiscash out of his pool and carried him
Chapter 2 - Austyn from Sootopolis CityChapter 2 - Austyn from Sootopolis City by MarvelscaleMilotic
The next day, our heroes were sitting on Misty’s Gyarados’s back, on their way from Mossdeep City to Sootopolis City, where they would visit Austyn. It was a warm, sunny afternoon as usual in the tropical Hoenn summers.
"It’s so scorching hot…" Ash complained.
"Well, tonight will be even hotter, because we’re gonna see Misty’s hot friend!" Brock cheered.
"Brock, why do you constantly have to focus on her looks? You know she’s not interested in you!" Misty snapped.
"Um… Because she’s hot?" Brock asked, thinking about a certain chest.
"So? She’s a person, not a set of boobs!" Misty screamed.
"True, but I like boobies!" Brock protested.
"See, Ash? That’s not what love is, I hope you won’t become like that," Misty said, while pointing at Brock, who was reading in his Playboy magazine again.
"Well, yeah, that’s just seeing her as hot. But what’s the harm in seeing people as hot?" Ash asked.
Chapter 1 - Ash's birthdayChapter 1 - Ash's birthday by MarvelscaleMilotic
"Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you!" Misty and Brock sang, as they gazed upon their friend blowing out the sixteen candles on his cake all at once.
"And now it's time for my presents!" the birthday boy said.
"Here you go, Ash!" Brock said, while handing over a big, green box with a blue ribbon. The teen from Pallet untied the ribbon as fast as he could, after which he tried to tear the box apart as soon as he could, curious as he was to see what gift he would receive from his friend.
"And, what do you think of it?" Brock asked, while Ash held something in his hands. It was a Playboy magazine, with a scantily clad photo of Elesa on the cover.
"Um... Brock, I don't think I'm the right audience for this, this is more something you'd enjoy," Ash said softly. "You can have it back, then you got a nice present! And that while it's not even your birthday!"
While Brock was gushing over the naked women in the magazine, Misty was
Sunkern Analysis[Overview]Sunkern Analysis by SentientNo6
Sunkern has defensive stats that many of our veritable defensive walls would kill for. For one, his Base Defense is three times that of Blissey's. His Base HP is fifty percent greater than that of Shuckle's. These two combine to create a Pokemon that is extremely difficult to take out.
On the offensive end, Sunkern outspeeds Escavalier and Ferrothorn. He also has thrice Blissey's offensive power, meaning that since Blissey can cleanly 3HKO or 4HKO a lot of the opposition, Sunkern can be expected to 2HKO them. This expectation is fulfilled by his access to an attack that deals 99% to almost anything.
With a great balance of offensive and defensive prowess and access to some dangerous moves, Sunkern is definitely not to be underestimated. No, that's an understatement. When you see your opponent carrying Sunkern, best quit or be handed your ass on a silver platter, nicely carved up and served with some sesame seed.
Name: Hook, Line, and Sunkern! (Also known as Taste My Seed! in